3 old mens talking , it's funny read

Alex , Alan and Cody . they play a sketch on a theater scene . They play 3 old mens . Funny trust me .
Alex : Hey call Cody .
Alan : Who ?
Alex : Cody .
Alan : Who .
Alex : Your mother.
Alan : Ah , Cody . Cody , come here .
Alex : Maybe he is with some girls ?
Alan : At this age he needs at least 10 .
Alex : He still can do it ?
Alan : No , around him in the last road . Cody . Where are you ? quickly as it comes about that goes .
Cody : Goooood bless you .
Alex : Hey don't spit me .
Cody : Goooooood bless you and may he give you healt !
Alan : What can you do with health at this age , let's be serious .
Cody : You speak , old men . What have you been until you were here in this building .
Alan : E , i was alive .
Cody : HAHAHA
Alex : Why you laught , you fucking hydrocarbon . Why don't you go home .
Cody : What home ?
Alex : Cemetery .
Cody : Fuck you ghost
Alan : your hand is shaking put that in the poket , at me , aaaaa .
Alex : Can you put his hand in my pocket .
Alan : You hand is shaking , use it . Silence , silence please .
Cody : It's quiet you stupid .
Alan : make a sign so i can know , let's sing something .
Cody : Come here at the best party , come with us to the grave ...
Alan : not this
Cody : the chocolate is mine ,
Alan : Change your diapers if you have chocholate ...
Cody : if i can live another day
Alan : i will punh you in the face .
Alex falls asleep and after some time Cody slepps and falls down ...
Cody : the ground wants me .
Alan : Don't worry , he will spit you back .
Alex : Another beer from me .
Alan : He is alive , hm .
Cody : Hey viagra ? Wake up .
Alex : What ?
Alan : You know how to do kids , Cody you have two , tell him how you did them .
Alex : Tell me
Cody : firs i made him engineer .
Alan : With what Cody ?
Cody : Aaaaaa , with realations .
Alan : You are stupid .
Cody : you are talking , when the priest see you he has an anticipated enjoyment .
After some time later ....
Alex : i don't have time to die .
Cody : you can find 3 minutes . what are you doing tomorrow ?
Alex falls asleep . Some time later ....
Cody : Hey Alan , do you think he might ?
Alan : No , he always smells like this . Hey wake up .
Cody : Don't move him or he might have a heart attack .
And Alex suddenly screams and he is awake , he scares Cody and he doesen't move ...
Alex : and the plane arrives home and the building makes Boom .
Alan : You scared him , hey , hey , move cody , breath .
Alex : Don't wake him up for 3 weeks .
Alan : Check his hand , he has pulse .
Alex : 3,14
Alan : What ?
Alex : Piiiiiiiii
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